New Years Resolutions

1) Reduce my tendency to cry.
2) Learn how to walk.
3) Learn how to talk.
4) Learn how to use the toilet. (maybe)
5) Try not to wake up my mom and dad at 5AM.
6) Get a job, providing some much needed money for the family.
7) Avoid going to Michael Jackson's house.
8) Improve my techniques with the ladies.
9) Grow enough hair to get a haircut.
10) Grow enough teeth to eat at McDonald's.
11) Stop pulling off my socks and chewing them.
12) While eating, try to get more food in my mouth than on my bib.