How come adults don't give each other toilets? 

Ooh, what did I get? 

Smile, Medical II people! 

You gotta fight..for your right...to party! 

Josh had a baby shower today from Glendale Adventist. Mmmmm.... 

Top 5 reasons why I love my mom:

1) She feeds me delicious milk.
2) She changes my poopee diapers.
3) She puts up with all my crying.
4) She cuts my nails without making my fingers bleed (mostly)
5) She loves me more than anyone else ever could.

Josh is crying today....

because of the death of one of his favorite actors, Eddie Albert. He was most famous for playing lawyer turned farmer Oliver Douglas on the television show "Green Acres." He lived to be 99 years old. I hope Josh makes it to 99. That means he'll live to see the 22nd century. And that's cool.

Below is the link to the full story:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/27/obit.eddie.albert.ap/index.html

Things to do today:

1) cry
2) eat
3) cry
4) pee
5) cry
6) poo

Josh is wearing pants for the first time.  

maxin' relaxin' 

Here's a fresh picture of Josh. I said "fresh" because it's new, see? 

Josh has been crying alot lately. He hasn't been sleeping well and he's not talking to us at all. He's even developed incontinence. We think he's depressed. Do they make Paxil for babies? 

The latest family portrait. 

Direct to video

I've put up 2 videos of Josh at http://www.streamload.com. You can access them by logging in as "garitrn" with password "ferris". If you can't get in just try again later, as it will only let one person in at a time.

Josh congratulates mom and dad on their 2nd wedding anniversary! He's done the math, and he feels comforted knowing he was indeed born within wedlock. 

Hey good lookin'

Anyone recall that Burt Reynolds spread in Playgirl, back in the 70's?

Me so on fire, all around me feelin' hot hot hot 

Hot fun in the summertime. 

Wanna take it outside? 

There were no posts for a few days because Daddy got a mysterious rash. But now he's better thanks to steroids! Now he can run for governor. 

Eat. Poo. Sleep. 

"Hi mom! I'm one month old. Plus one day." 

After a rousing day of head lifting, Joshua is plum tuckered out. 

Remember that scene from Home Alone? 

The milestone so nice I showed it twice. 

Today Joshua raised his head all the way for the first time! Huzzah for Josh! Stand on your own head for a change. Give me some skin to call my own. 

How Old is Josh Today?

Check the top of the page.

Souta Nanba

According to http://www.blogthings.com, Joshua's Japanese name is Souta Nanba.

Your Japanese Name Is...

Souta Nanba

What's" your Japanese Name?

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