Joshua is enjoying playing with his very first Lego toys! Although they don't really snap together, so are they really Legos? It says Lego on the box though. 

Mmm...new toys...delicious! 

Little man had his 9 month checkup this morning. He now weighs 18.1 pounds and is 27 and 7/8 inches long. 

He is now thinking of joining The Get Up Kids. 

See? There he goes. 

Josh can now stand on his own! 

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm glad that you're mine
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of...
Rubber Ducky I'd like a whole pond of . . .
Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you.  

Joshua is also preparing for the sequel, 2 Fast 2 Curious. 

Joshua is preparing his vehicle for the filming of The Fast and the Curious. 

The Most Boring Episode of 24 Ever

Joshua presents....

Possible titles for the upcoming Indiana Jones film (because Harrison Ford is old):

Indiana Jones and the Temple of "oops I crapped myself"
Indiana Jones and the Mystical Walker of Moses
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Social Security Lockbox
Indiana Jones and the Lost Roth IRA Account
Indiana Jones and the Ever-Lasting Turn Signal
Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Gold
Indiana Jones and the Riddle of the Gallstone
Indiana Jones and the Curse of Incontinence
Indiana Jones and the Flatulent Demon
Indiana Jones and the Yearly Prostate Exam of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Indiana Jones and the Horn of Mylanta
Indiana Jones and the Smell Inside the Nursing Home
Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Fate

Joshua demonstrates rescue breathing, but fails to give the breath in the mouth. 

A round of applause for Josh, who is nine months young today! 

Winnie the Pooh, and Joshua too 

Joshua is more than happy to pose for a shot in his brand spankin' new car seat. 

And in this corner, weighing in at 20 pounds....Joshua! 

Joshua can now give you a "high-five" upon request, if he thinks you're worthy of it. 

New Years Resolutions

1) Reduce my tendency to cry.
2) Learn how to walk.
3) Learn how to talk.
4) Learn how to use the toilet. (maybe)
5) Try not to wake up my mom and dad at 5AM.
6) Get a job, providing some much needed money for the family.
7) Avoid going to Michael Jackson's house.
8) Improve my techniques with the ladies.
9) Grow enough hair to get a haircut.
10) Grow enough teeth to eat at McDonald's.
11) Stop pulling off my socks and chewing them.
12) While eating, try to get more food in my mouth than on my bib.